Trump Compares Himself To Elvis, Then Crowd Breaks Out Into “Jailhouse Rock”



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Truth In SatireProtesters sang alternate lyrics to the Elvis Presley classic, taunting the president with the likelihood of his imprisonmentThere is no resemblance. (Credit: www.express.co.uk) President Donald Trump visited Tupelo, MS on Monday, the birthplace of Elvis Presley, and immediately compared himself to the King of Rock. “I shouldn’t say this, you’ll say I’m very conceited, because I’m not,” said the president, “but other than the blond hair when I was growing up they said I looked like Elvis. Can you believe it?” Apparently, no one could believe it, as protesters immediately began singing a rendition of Elvis’s classic “Jailhouse Rock,” but with modified lyrics that anticipated a future for the president behind bars. Here’s what the president heard: Mueller threw a party in the county jail The Senate Dems were there and they began to wail The Dems was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing You should’ve heard the opposition party sing Break rocks Little Donnie, break rocks Your haters in the whole cell block Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock Charlie Schumer played the tenor saxophone Joe Biden was blowin’ on the slide trombone Dick Durbin from Illinois went crash, boom, bang The whole rhythm section was the Blue Dem Gang Break rocks Little Donnie, break rocks Your haters in the whole cell block Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock Number forty-five said to Michael Flynn “You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see I sure would be delighted with your company Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me” Then the protesters repeated the last verse replacing the name of Michael Flynn with former Trump cronies and current jailbirds Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Michael Cohen, and George Papadopoulos. Elvis would have been proud. **** Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here or to read two popular past posts. For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Trump Compares Himself To Elvis, Then Crowd Breaks Out Into “Jailhouse Rock” was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


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