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Make america great again.- Donald Trump.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.- Dwight D. Eisenhower.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.- Theodore Roosevelt.
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak and esteem to all.- George Washington.
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Truth In SatireIf it’s a choice between POTUS presents and a lump of coal, take the coal(Credit: dudeiwantthat.com) While Chia Trump is pretty funny, admit it, you couldn’t possibly stand looking at that face for weeks on end. Orange hair or green, he’ll still turn your red!(Credit: fakemillion.com) 2. If someone gives you one of these Million Dollar Trump Bill for Christmas, walk away. Or burn it in your fireplace. Because just like his millions, this one’s be fake, too. Worthless president, worthless currency. (P.S. Not appropriate as a holiday tip to gullible service people.) (Credit: www.wish.com)(Credit: www.galleon.ph) 3. Either version of The Stick-It-Up-Trump’s Rump Pencil Sharpener above would be a Trump-themed gift I would happily accept. In fact, send me a few. Not hard to figure out where to put the point, is it? Be sure to really ram it in there. (Credit: https://ift.tt/2hE5gst) 4. The Ugliest Ugly Sweater ever made is actually not safe for the wearer. Walk into any venue where people are not racists, misogynists, traitors or thieves and you’ll be risking your life. It makes a better dart board. (Credit: https://ift.tt/2hE5gst) 5. I know what you’re thinking; you’re not even wearing them yet and these Trump Flyaway Socks are already making your feet stink. Yep, that’s why you should throw these directly to your cockapoodle if you find a pair of these wrapped up under the tree. You dog will know what to do with them. (Credit: www.dallasobserver.com) 6. Wait, Trump Toilet Bowl Brush — I apologize, that’s two Trump-themed gifts that are just perfect in any “blue” home or bathroom. Buy one for the office loo, too, or the bowl at your country house. Even stick a few in public restrooms. What better way to flush this sh-t head, twice a day, than with this scum scrubber. (Credit: www.dallasobserver.com) 7. I might be wrong about these Trump gifts after all. The Trump Is Toast char face with “You’re Fired” on the other side is a pretty great way to start the day. My daily bread. And check out the jar of “impeachment jam!” (Credit: onlineamericanstore.com) 8. Don’t even take the “ Fat Donald” Tree Ornament out of its box if you receive this one. Just the sight of it could ruin the holidays for children for years to come. Plus it’s fat enough to topple your tree. Ugly and dangerous. (Credit: www.metro.us/) 9. Just like his ornament above, the Donald Trump Tree Topper also has the ability to scare holiday guests from the room. Don’t Trump cheated his way to the top…don’t make it any easier for him to stay up there! (Credit: patriotdepot.com) 10. Yeah, it’s a puzzle all right — how the f–ck did this schmuck become president?! And how did his mail order bride become first lady? No one has the answer to these questions, but who wants to spend eight hours pondering the answer while putting the pieces together. Not me, I’m going to make some Trump toast. **** Thanks for reading. You can find more from me here and here. And to all my readers — you’re the gift that keeps on giving to me! So grateful and humbled. –AI 10 Trump-Themed Christmas Gifts I Hope You Didn’t Find Under Your Tree Today was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
