Mar-A-Lago Mystery: Who Stole The Lucky Wishbone From Trump’s Thanksgiving Day Turkey?



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Truth In SatireWith all the president’s men in trouble, everyone in Donald Trump’s inner circle is a suspectWho made off with the hope-restoring, prison-beating, life-saving wishbone? (Credit: scmagazine.com) A dramatic whodunit unfolded at Mar-A-Lago on Thursday, after someone extracted, then ran off with the lucky wishbone from the Trump family’s Thanksgiving Day turkey. “Of course, it’s just a superstition that the wishbone provides extra luck or good fortune,” said an assistant chef who was working in the southern White House kitchen on Thanksgiving, “but there are a lot of people in big trouble around here, so I guess the culprit decided to take whatever help he or she could get.” When Thanksgiving dinner was served on Thursday, Donald Trump was pointing fingers. (Credit: abc13.com) When President Trump learned about the theft of the wishbone as he was about to carve the Thanksgiving turkey, he reportedly became furious, exploding at everyone in attendance. “Where’s my f — king wishbone?!” the president was heard yelling at family members and Mar-A-Lago staff. “That’s my lucky wishbone. MINE! When this f — king impeachment thing goes down, who the f— k do you think is going to be on the hot seat? Me, goddamn it. That’s why I need it. Now find the f — king asshole who stole my f — king wishbone and get it the hell back here right NOW!” When first lady Melania Trump tried to get the president to calm down, reminding him of all they had to be grateful for, Mr. Trump reportedly hit her with a drumstick. **** Thanks for reading. You can find more from me here and here. –AI Mar-A-Lago Mystery: Who Stole The Lucky Wishbone From Trump’s Thanksgiving Day Turkey? was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


Mar-A-Lago Mystery: Who Stole The Lucky Wishbone From Trump’s Thanksgiving Day Turkey?

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