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Truth In Satire“Mustard is the new blonde,” Trump tells crowd as unusual hair color, resembling pasty yellow condiment, attracts attentionTrump teamed with Gulden’s to achieve his new hair color. (Credit: msn.com) Donald Trump appeared at a rally in Cincinnati, OH on Thursday night with a strange, new hair color. White House aides, asked about the unusual tint, said the president was debuting “Gulden’s Spicy Yellow Mustard Hair Dye” for the event. Gulden’s new hair dye line is simply called “Yellow Mustard.” (Credit: www.guldens.com) “The president read about Gulden’s new hair dyes adding ‘a spicy zest’ wherever they’re applied, and he decided he wanted more zest for the 2020 campaign. That pretty much explains his new coloring.” The outlandish hair shade was first noted by conservative pundit Rick Wilson who tweeted about the president’s tacky transition to the condiment color. Later, it was revealed on Inquisitr that Trump made the switch while flying to Cincinnati on Air Force One because he felt his hair was “less striking” and too light, or even white, “which makes me look as old as Biden.” In 2005, the president tried French’s Yellow Mustard hair dye (shown here), but has since upgraded to Gulden’s. (Credit: www.aol.com) According to sources inside the White House, the Grey Poupon brand is now courting the president, hoping Mr. Trump will switch to its mustard hair dyes before his 2020 campaign hits full stride. **** Thanks for reading. You can find more from me here and here. –AI Trump Debuts “Gulden’s Spicy Yellow Mustard Hair Dye” At Cincinnati Rally was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
