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Seriously Salient SatireBoris Johnson’s rise to become the UK’s next prime minister is putting added pressure on toupee manufacturers worldwideIs there enough hay hair to go around? (Credit: www.globalist.it) The scary likeness between Boris Johnson and Donald Trump is causing a sudden crisis among professional wig makers worldwide. Although unattractive, the blonde mop tops are catching on. (Credit: news.sky.com) “We didn’t think the Donald Trump ‘presidential mop top’ would catch on, but it did,” said Larice Martine, president of the International Wig Manufacturers Association, located in Ringlet, VA. “Now there’s panic among our members that with Boris Johnson’s election in England, there’ll be a run on blonde follicles for a look-alike ‘prime minister” hair covering. It’s a lot of pressure on us.” Their “hair-rendous” resemblance, on policy and presentation, has many world leaders concerned. (Credit: news.sky.com) While the shortage of “hay hair,” as many are calling the Trump/Johnson artificial baldness concealer, is a difficult challenge for makers of the faux follicles, many global heads of state are more concerned about the similarities between Donald Trump and Boris Johnson’s erratic temperaments and antediluvian policies, which could prove to be the real world crisis in the longrun. Ms. Martine says that there is currently a two-month backlog for blonde mop tops in the Trump/Johnson style. **** Thanks for reading. You can find more from me here and here. –AI Wig Makers Fear Shortage Of Fake Follicles For Blonde “Mop Tops” was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
