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Truth In SatireDonald Trump authorized the National Park Service to add Ivanka’s face to Mt. Rushmore by the fall of 2020An artist’s rendering of Ivanka’s face on the national monument in South Dakota. (Credit: https://twitter.com/marie_fox_art) She might be the most repugnant woman ever to set foot in Washington, but that doesn’t mean her father can’t immortalize her in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Donald Trump wanted the big-busted version of Ivanka to be used on her Mt. Rushmore, but was overruled by the National Park Service. (Credit: celebshistory.com) President Donald Trump commissioned the National Park Service to add his vacuous daughter’s face to the Mt. Rushmore National Monument on Wednesday and ordered the new installation to be completed by the fall 2020 as “a little reelection gift for my favorite daughter.” Obnoxious Ivanka will join Presidents Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln on the majestic rock face, the first person of zero substance to be carved into the granite hills for all eternity. The addition of #unwantedivanka on Mt. Rushmore should seal her fate as the most scorned public figure in American history. The president has sent multiple renderings of his own face on Mt. Rushmore to the National Park Service for consideration. (Credit: www.dailystar.co.uk) The president has said many times that he believes his own face belongs on Mt. Rushmore, so his decision to prioritize his favorite daughter’s substantial bosom over his repulsive visage surprised many in his administration. But the president explained his decision and directive in a tweet on Wednesday morning: “Ivanka is not only the most beloved first daughter in American history, her breasts are the most spectacular our nation has ever seen. For that reason, I want them to be forever brushing up against Lincoln’s cheek and tickling Teddy’s nose. And if I am ever so lucky, I hope to have my monolithic face pressed up against those fantastic stone bazongas in South Dakota for all time.” Not word yet from the National Park Service as to whether they will fulfill Mr. Trump’s order to carve his daughter’s face into the venerated national monument. **** Thanks for reading. You can find more from me here and here. –AI Daddy Commissions Gift Of Lifetime For Favorite Daughter was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
