Why Mayor Pete Buddajudge Is My Favorite Pick To Beat Donald Trump



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Humor from America’s Busiest SatiristIt’s not just his easily mangled name, the mayor from South Bend, IN has the highest funny factor of any 2020 candidateButtigieg is smart, capable, a real threat, and the potential butt of endless jokes. (Credit: www.ndtv.com) I love Pete Buttigieg. I love everything about him — his progressive politics, his Harvard education, his Rhodes Scholarship, his military service, his young age(37), his good grasp of Norwegian and five other languages, his excellent record as mayor of South Bend, his general decency as a no-bullshit Christian, and his ability to speak on virtually any subject with ease, poise, clarity and proper diction. He’ll talk rings around Benedict Donald. But what I love most about Pete, and why I’m endorsing his candidacy for president 18 months before the 2020 election, is that he has the highest hilarity factor of any Democrat in the race. And that’s important for a candidate. Because people base their vote on jokes. Look at 2016. What a joke. Let’s start with that last name, Buttigieg. You can’t say it without laughing, because you can’t say it at all. It has been mangled, bungled and massacred in more ways than seems possible for nine letters lined up in a row. And all versions are funny. By the way, it’s not Buddygeeg, Butt-e-gig, or Bootygig, or any other articulation you’ve attempted. According to his website, it’s pronounced “Buddha-judge”or, alternatively, “Boot-edge-edge,” “Boot-a-judge” and “Boo-tuh-judge.” But there’s more than the name. He looks like he’s five, which lends itself to jokes about taking the oath of office with his hand on The Cat In The Hat. He’s also gay, and the word “butt” is in his last name. Say no more. That’s funny. He’s married. To a man. Which is going to be SO AWKWARD, and amusing, when the two make their first diplomatic visit as a couple to, let’s say, Saudi Arabia, or Pakistan or some other Muslim country where ain’t no one is going to shake their hands. Ain’t no one going to shake President Pete’s hand from the Repugnican side of the aisle either. They’ll be afraid of catching something homo-ish. And that “avoidance hand dance” at the first State of the Union address is going to be pure comedy. It’s going to be so awesome when America elects a gay man president and we get to watch red states turn REALLY red. Topped only when President Pete chooses a gay, black woman as his running mate. Vice-President Wanda Sykes. **** For more daily laughs, go here or here to see two popular past posts. Or find my book of original Trump satire at allanishac.com. Thanks for reading. –AI Why Mayor Pete Buddajudge Is My Favorite Pick To Beat Donald Trump was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


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