Julian Assange, Angry After Arrest, Vows To Release Trump’s SAT Scores



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Truth In SatireWikiLeaks’ founder says, “Get ready, Mr. Trump, the world is about to see your tax returns and the pee tapes, too!”Assange has vowed revenge on President Trump, including a leak of his actual waist size. (Credit: www.theglobeandmail.com) Julian Assange, the 47-year-old founder of WikiLeaks, was arrested in London on Thursday and immediately vowed to release a treasure trove of secret information about Donald Trump. “I’ve got it all, Mr. Trump, and I’m going leak everything to the world as you wriggle and squirm,” screamed Assange, as he was being dragged from the Ecuadorean embassy where he has been hiding since 2012. As Mr. Assange was being dragged away, he yelled out Donald Trump’s pathetic SAT scores from 1963. (Credit: www.euronews.com) The controversial computer programmer claims he is ready to disclose President Trump’s closely-guarded SAT scores and college grades as revenge for his arrest. He is also threatening to leak Mr. Trump’s tax returns for the past 18 years, personal documents that no one in the U.S. government has been able to obtain. It is not known how Mr. Assange got access to them, but many suspect he traded Rudy Giuliani season tickets to the NY Yankees in exchange for the tax documents. Mr. Assange has been known to hack the front offices of Major League Baseball to secure the bobblehead dolls of star players in the past. Assange claims to have compromising information on the president, including the identity of his toupe maker. (Credit: http://bit.ly/2UaErgo) Most important, perhaps, is Mr. Assange’s claim that “I have the pee tapes and they’re even more scandalous than everyone thinks. There aren’t just four Ukrainian prostitutes urinating on Mr. Trump in the video, there are six. Plus an eight-year-old boy from Thailand and a German Shepherd.” Mr. Trump has not commented on the Assange leak threats except to say, “If he tries to release my actual weight and waist size, there will be hell to pay.” **** For more of my anti-Trump satire go here or here to see two popular past posts. Or find my book of humor at allanishac.com. Thanks for reading. –AI Julian Assange, Angry After Arrest, Vows To Release Trump’s SAT Scores was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


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