With Promise Of Fat Lip, Millions Raised To Send Trump To Puerto Rico



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Truth In SatireAfter PR Governor Rossello says “if the bully gets close, I’ll punch the bully in the mouth,” POTUS is urged to make the tripGov. Rossello are not quite sitting close enough to President Trump here to get off a good punch. (Credit: thehill.com) Nearly $20 million has been collected to send President Donald Trump on a vacation to Puerto Rico, after its governor said he’d punch the president in the mouth if he comes close. Gov. Ricardo Rossello grew angry after President Trump questioned sending any more disaster relief funds to the island, which is still reeling from Hurricane Maria. The excellent threat by the governor during a CNN interview on Thursday prompted liberal organizations across America to initiate an all-out fund-raising drive to ensure that Mr. Trump makes a trip to the island territory soon. Gov. Rossello and Mayor Yulin Cruz (above) would like to deliver a one-two punch on POTUS. (Credit: thehill.com) “A fat lip might be just the thing to shut him up,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. “If Rossello can promise a black eye, too, I’m definitely going to go down there to watch.” “If we can get Rossello to knock Trump to the ground, I’m sure we can count on that scrappy mayor from San Juan to stomp on his face a few times, too,” said Sen. Marco Rubio, who has been unhappy with the president’s response to Puerto Rico’s post-hurricane plight. He was referring to Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, who exchanged sharp words with Mr. Trump in the days following Hurricane Maria. It isn’t just politicians who are interested in a Rossello-Trump face-off. One island man, who was bullied by the future governor while growing up in the town of Ponce, said, “Ricardo Rossello can throw a punch, that I know. Myself, I would just run away, but Trump is too fat to flee so he’s going to thumped pretty bad.” On a visit to Washington this week, Gov. Rossello stepped up his attacks on Mr. Trump and his administration saying that the president is treating Puerto Ricans like “second-class citizens.” According to White House sources, Donald Trump was not aware that Puerto Ricans were American citizens until very recently. He thought the island was off the coast of Africa and belonged to Portugal. **** For more anti-Trump satire go here or here to see two popular past posts. Or find my book at allanishac.com. Thanks for reading. –AI With Promise Of Fat Lip, Millions Raised To Send Trump To Puerto Rico was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


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