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Truth In SatireAnticipating mood of visitors to his memorial, the president is putting extra sanitary provisions in placePresident Trump wants to be ready for the peeing public. (Credit: Bellum Political Run on FB/ Rick Castro) He’s an admitted germophobe, which might explain why Donald Trump is putting heightened sanity measures in place at his future burial site. The president has instructed his family and aides that, “After visitors urinate on my grave and kill the flowers, I want them to wash their hands. That, or lots of Purell.” The hygiene protections are being instituted to protect the president’s interred corpse as well as any Trump family members who might be in the area. The public is also a beneficiary, as a lot of “stray” peeing on the dead president is expected. Feces bags will also be provided at the memorial site for those who wish to defecate on Donald Trump’s grave. **** Thanks to Johno du Plessis for the inspiration on this one. For more of my anti-Trump satire go here or here to see two popular past posts. Or find my book at allanishac.com. Thanks for reading. –AI Trump Imposes Special Hygiene Protections At Future Gravesite was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
