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Truth Is SatireSudden outbreak of “retail therapy“ follows indictment-free Mueller findings“They’re not indicting Trump?! Out of my way, I need to shop!” (Credit: https://ift.tt/2z3kH5L and huffingtonpost.com/TheBigBangTheory) The moment the Mueller report was released on Friday evening with no new indictments of President Trump or his family, millions of Americans managed their spontaneous depression by turning to retail therapy. According to the Online Shopping Association “purchases of apparel, housewares, and comfort foods exploded online in the hours immediately after the release of special prosecutor’s report. Comfy sweaters and soups were especially popular items for retail therapy.” “If I don’t get celebrate an orange indictment, I’ll celebrate with an orange sweater.” (Credit: www.telegraph.co.uk) Mental health experts are concerned that if indictments of the president and his associates don’t come down from the Southern District of New York in the weeks ahead that “we will have a cataclysmic crisis of consumer consumption to manage mental health issues.” While Democrats are devastated, Republicans say that the retail frenzy could provide a tremendous boost to a slowing economy. **** For more of Allan’s anti-Trump satire go here or here to see two popular past posts. Or check out his original Trump-themed book of mockery at allanishac.com. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Dejected Over Mueller Report, Millions Turn To Online Shopping was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
