THIS is What a National Emergency Looks Like!



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WOW!An Idiot, holding a stick while playing a game… (Leon Neal / Getty Images)Here are some FUN FACTS:In 720 days as “Presidential-Place-Holder” Trump has spent 393 of them on vacation! And, as MSNBC’s Kyle Griffin helpfully pointed out, “This is Trump’s 169th day at a Trump golf club and 224th day at a Trump property” (since becoming the very first Russia-elected US official). ISN’T THAT FUN?!? Remember back when Trump would take time out of his busy schedule of spouting insane gibberish, to spout insane gibberish about (U.S. Elected, ACTUAL PRESIDENT), Barack Obama’s WORK ETHIC? Trump said early in his ‘campaign’ how he would NEVER be golfing or on vacation! He said this on camera, until all the camera people fell over laughing, their cameras veering wildly toward the ceiling. Tee hee. So, Mr. Golf -himself, has played 17 times more golf than Tiger Woods over the past two years. YAY! BUT — at least Trump keeps a busy schedule! Here’s his work day. Wake up. “Executive Time”. Tweeting / Yelling at the TV. Explosive diarrhea, but in reverse. See what Putin wants him to do that day. See what Hannity wants him to do that day. “Executive Time”. Go back to sleep. So, Trump, the beloved “Hero of the Confused” works about 2 hours per day, but sometimes he rolls up his sleeves and puts in 2 & ½ to THREE WHOLE HOURS! — Per DAY! No wonder he’s GRUMPY. And FUSSY! And confused, and gassy, and crazed, and dopey, and unfocused, in a way best described as “Alzheimer’s and Dementia dancing together at a wedding held in a lunatic asylum”. So, WE’RE in a STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY! No, really. No, really. To prove this, here’s Mr. Emergency himself, at an OMELET BAR! (Reminiscent of when Germany bombed London in World War 2 and Winston Churchill went to an omelet bar, located in a resort he owned, at great, great, taxpayer expense). The first thing we need to notice is that for a very pricey resort, Mar-a-Lago’s omelet bar looks like a place where cockroaches all go to throw up. All the other club members leave due to a very gassy Trump permeating all the breathable air. As you can see from the photo above, that frying pan was washed as recently as 1964, when they celebrated The Beatles arriving on US shores (where we, as Americans, eventually fatally shot one in 1980, and stabbed another in the head a dozen times in 1999). So, obviously, Mar-a-Lago’s proud tradition of only using ingredients banned by all U.S. health codes remains intact. When you’re craving HAM STORED AT 50 DEGREES, Mar-a-Lago’s your only real choice… For clarity, I’ve personally stayed in flop-houses located in abandoned buildings that had WAY nicer Omelette Bars… And thus, THIS IS WHAT A NATIONAL EMERGENCY LOOKS LIKE IN TRUMP WORLD. You can almost feel the urgency of A NATIONAL EMERGENCY in this picture. (Leon Neal / Getty Images) Ann Coulter took time out of her own busy schedule — of studying to portray herself in the filmed version of “Slender-Man’s Girlfriend” to say “The only national emergency is that our president is an idiot”. She said this as she was grinding her teeth and clenching her fists, thinking about minorities… but for the only time in her weird, scary, disturbing, unsettling, life… Coulter is FINALLY right about… something. This, in and of itself, disturbs me in a “natural order of the universe” kind of way. Because it’s TRUE. Ann Coulter plays herself in the upcoming Horror / Romantic Comedy film: “Slender-Man’s Girlfriend” ©2019 Written by Steven W. Rouach. FUN FACT: Every time you give a round of applause at bottom of the page of one of my stories, I literally leap up and take a bow. True story. If You Follow Me, I Will Lead You Into Nonsense. Here’s my Facebook group (Join Us!!) http://bit.ly/2zc91w6 If you’d like to support my writing, please do so here: http://bit.ly/2zqRqRF swrouach@gmail.com ©2019 SWRouach THIS is What a National Emergency Looks Like! was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


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