Mad Dictator Vows to End Satire, Due to the Unfortunate Effects of Syphilis When Left Untreated



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Mad Dictator Vows to End Satire, Mostly Due to the Unfortunate Effects of Syphilis When Left Untreated.“VERY UNFAIR AND SHOULD BE LOOKED INTO.” -Says idiotic, befuddled, demented, maniacal, lunatic-orange-hobgoblin, and presidential-place-holder.(dictatorwannabe.com) First, to properly discuss the seriousness of this situation, I’d like to personally address Mr. Donald J. Trump. 1313 Kompromat Lane, Treason Court, Funkytown, OU812 There, I addressed him. Now, I will speak directly to Donald Trump, about his AMAZING suggestion of “RETRIBUTION” against anyone who makes fun of Donald J. Trump. So, Dear Mr. Dotardius J. Treason-Face! I am now wondering about what kind of RETRIBUTION I can expect for publicly relentlessly mocking you, via spending 99.9% of my waking hours doing so.Will there be firing squads, or will you just have us all chopped up by Saudi Arabia, like Khashoggi?PS How’s your COVFEFE? I hope it itches. I hope it itches bad.PPS — you remind me of the Hamburglar. (Do you get that a lot?)PPPS — what does Putin‘s butt-plug taste like when you lick it shiny clean? (Asking for a friend,… he’s trying to win a bar bet.)LOOK INTO THIS!Here’s a picture of when Trump grew to several times his normal size and ate a member of the international press. No one tried to stop him. No one even knew how to try to stop him. For reference, Saturday Night Live has so far mocked: Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, George Bush, Clinton, George W., and Obama. And, SHOCKINGLY, none of them publicly called for RETRIBUTION against SNL and NBC, IN PRINT no less, because with one exception they were all not completely “barking mad” as a shared trait. Here’s another very upsetting photo of Donald Trump. Abracadabra, he’s gonna reach out and grab you. (No, seriously, he sexually assaults women. He reaches out and grabs them). So, Trump is the only person thin-skinned AND idiotic enough to make himself the most irresistible object of mockery and satire since Steven Segal or Hitler. He is now the most mocked person IN ALL OF HISTORY. To confirm this, I spoke to two experts on mockery, Mr. Ferris Wheeler and Mrs. Carney Vahl, both of the Mockery Institute of America, but they were so busy shaking with laughter they were unable to respond… So, where do we go from here? We have a toddler in old-guy pants running around the White House in a miasma of incoherent idiocy. And now he’s demanding that we make the TV say nice things about him all the time. I’m going to run that by you all again. Here. In America. We have this maniac, in the White House, like a bedbug infestation, publicly demanding that everyone talk nice about him, or else suffer retribution. ISN’T THAT FUN?!? This is new. I’ve been around, and I’m positive that in America this is new. So to avoid being subject to retribution and retaliation by the leader of our own government,… I sadly realize I can no longer satirize or make fun of Vladimir Putin. Donald Trump, however, is still fair game. Written by Steven W. Rouach. FUN FACT: Every time you give a round of applause at bottom of the page of one of my stories, I literally leap up and take a bow. True story. If You Follow Me, I Will Lead You Into Nonsense. Here’s my Facebook group (Join Us!!) http://bit.ly/2zc91w6 If you’d like to support my writing, please do so here: http://bit.ly/2zqRqRF swrouach@gmail.com ©2019 SWRouach Mad Dictator Vows to End Satire, Due to the Unfortunate Effects of Syphilis When Left Untreated was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


Mad Dictator Vows to End Satire, Due to the Unfortunate Effects of Syphilis When Left Untreated

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