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Wilbur Ross to the Rescue! Isn’t that FUN?!? Ross Offers Loans (Just Not Personally) to Families Devastated by Trump’s Idiotic Shutdown.Seriously? Let’s all turn our weary gaze towards Wilbur Ross. Warning: it’s NOT pretty. Wilbur Ross is a lunatic billionaire best described as “Flan, but with Dr. Phil’s hairdo on top”, and he’s Trump’s AMAZING choice for Secretary of Commerce — whose hobbies include; Sleeping during very important meetings about ‘Commerce”. Sleeping during moderately important meetings about ‘Commerce”. Sleeping when anyone mentions “Commerce”. Drooling as he sleeps. Using his tie to clean up his drool. I swear on Dave Barry I’m not making this up. “Sleepy Dwarf” Wilbur Ross loves sleeping, and snoring, and dreaming of hurting poor people, and then he wakes up and does just that. If Ambien was a person, and that person sucked, you’d have Wilbur Ross. Here’s Wilbur Ross listening to a self-help audiobook called “Somnambulism for Dummies” (By Slee P. Dozerson). ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Wilbur Ross likes to wear very expensive slippers so that he’s comfy. He likes lying to Congress, he likes lying to the FBI, and he LOVES money laundering! However, Wilbur Ross was jealous of all the attention “Feckless C*NT” Lara Trump has been getting for her inspiring speech about “sacrifice”, that she made between shopping for diamonds, human-genome-spa-treatments, and her pedicure appointment. Then, another of Trump’s Pet Monsters, Mick “The Dick” Mulvaney, suggested the 800,000 human beings who are working without pay while collecting eviction notices and eating at food shelters are all having a WONDERFUL VACATION… Yes, that happened. No really. No, really… that really happened. So, Wilbur Ross thought for a while, then he fell asleep, snored like all Three Stooges, drooled, woke up, and shrewdly decided the many Americans suffering (due to Trump’s idiotic tantrum about his useless, idiotic wall) could just “get a loan”. What a FUN IDEA!! So, I’d guess they can mortgage their private jets and get their loans. Brilliant! Other Wilbur Ross ideas that he held in reserve — to help all the suffering government workers include: Selling off their extra slaves. Renting out their yachts on weekends. Borrowing money from their servants. Borrowing $214 million dollars from Deutsche Bank by claiming to work for the Trump Administration. Selling some solid gold bars they may have stockpiled in their homes. Oh, when times get tough and desperate it’s amazing to see how relatable Trump’s cadre of ghouls from hell are. So, EXCITED by Wilbur Ross’ AMAZING ideas for helping the 800,000 Americans HELP THEMSELVES? Are YOU a government worker who can’t afford the medication that keeps you alive and have now shrewdly decided to “get a loan” to survive? Did Lara Trump inspire YOU to “sacrifice more” in her heartfelt comments made moments before she ran off to get an enema with shredded $100 bills? Let us know in the comments below! Written by Steven W. Rouach. FUN FACT: Every time you give a round of applause at bottom of the page of one of my stories, I literally leap up and take a bow. True story. If You Follow Me, I Will Lead You Into Nonsense. Here’s my Facebook group (Join Us!!) http://bit.ly/2zc91w6 If you’d like to support my writing, please do so here: http://bit.ly/2zqRqRF swrouach@gmail.com ©2018 SWRouach Wilbur Ross to the Rescue! Sleepy Billionaire’s Advice to Families Devastated by Trump’s Shut Down was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
