Trump Fails To Find Venezuela On Map, Then Calls It “Brazilnut”



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Truth In SatireAfter recognizing Venezuelan opposition leader Juan Guaido, president appeared confused about what country he’s fromMr. Trump says he’s “100% behind my good friend Juan Guido (sic).” (Credit: www.channelstv.com) In a rambling and chaotic press conference on Wednesday, President Donald Trump threw his support to Venezuelan opposition leader Juan Guaido in his bid to seize power from dictator Nicolas Maduro, then failed to point to the South American country on a map and mistakenly called it “Brazilnut.” Guaido is trying to oust the authoritarian dictator Nicolas Maduro (left) in Venezuela, not Brazilnut as Trump incorrectly said. (Credit: www.zerohedge.com) “I love this guy Guido (sic) and he definitely should be the leader of Brazilnut,” Mr. Trump said, while glancing over his shoulder at a TV playing Laverne and Shirley reruns. “My government is prepared to do anything necessary to assure that Guido takes control o without bloodshed and … haha, I love this episode when Laverne’s at the dentist.” Later on in the press briefing, the president said that he would also support “the new government in Macadamia,” while vaguely pointing to Greece on a map of Europe. No one in his administration was able to elaborate on what the president was talking about. Regarding the turmoil taking hold in Venezuela as demonstrations for and against Guaido and Maduro fill the streets of Caracas, the nation’s capital, Mr. Trump said, “There’s a good chance I’ll go down there once this situation settles and hold a big beauty pageant. Brazilnut women are known to be the sexiest in the world.” **** For more of Allan’s scalding satire go here or here to see two popular past posts. Or check out his original Trump-themed book of satire at allanishac.com. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Trump Fails To Find Venezuela On Map, Then Calls It “Brazilnut” was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


Trump Fails To Find Venezuela On Map, Then Calls It “Brazilnut”

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