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Truth In SatireSecret Service Agents Call In Sick Prompting President To Rely On SonsAsked to work without pay, the people who protect Donald Trump are not showing up, leaving two idiots to take over jobDonald Trump flanked by his two sons who are now acting as his security detail. (Credit: psmag.com) The government shutdown is taking its toll on President Trump’s security. Hundreds of Secret Service agents asked to work without pay have started calling in sick, leaving the president vulnerable without his usual security detail. As a result, the president has started to rely on his two idiot sons to protect him. Idiot One playing tough guy during a White House gathering for CEOs on Monday. (Credit: washingtonpost.com) Private security analysts say that “Dumb and Dumber,” as the boys are referred to in Washington circles, are less than equipped to perform the highly specialized work needed to protect a president. And the chinks in their training are already beginning to show. Over the weekend, Donald Jr. (Idiot One) brandished one of his elephant guns in an attempt to drive back a surging crowd during a speech the president gave in Arlington, VA. The big gun went off unexpectedly causing Idiot One to stumble backward, spilling onto the president and a row of high school cheerleaders who were there to whip up the crowd. Idiot Two checking handbags as his father works a rope line at an event in Virginia over the weekend. (Credit: www.huffingtonpost.com) On Tuesday afternoon, when President Trump was speaking to reporters in the Rose Garden, son Eric (Idiot Two) thought he spotted a female journalist drawing a pistol. He leapt from the makeshift stage and tackled the woman only to find out she was pulling out a cellphone. Her employer, Bloomberg News, is now suing the White House for reckless endangerment. According to one source inside the administration, Mr. Trump is a bit uneasy about his sons’ role in protecting him because “they have real motivation to get lazy on the job.” “Black Widow” Ivanka Trump keeping a close eye on her father in her new role as a member of his security detail. (Credit: meaww.com/) But President Trump betrayed no “evil heir” concerns yesterday when asked about his sons’ performance: “No one knows more about security than I do and I taught my sons all they need to know. In fact, I don’t think I’ll bring back the Secret Service when the shutdown ends in one or two years. Who needs them? The Trump boys can handle it.” The president also said that if Idiot One and Idiot Two need additional help, he can employ vacuous Idiot Three to take on certain security functions. “Few people know that Ivanka is trained as a ‘black widow assassin.’ When it comes to lethal stealth, she’s unbelievable, the best. I feel very safe with Ivanka and her ninja skills managing my security needs along with Donnie and Eric.” After initial shock that the president was depending solely on his children to provide protection for him, the country is now quickly warming to the idea. **** Thanks for reading. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here or to read two popular past posts. For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Secret Service Agents Call In Sick, Prompting President To Rely On Sons was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
