Below is an extract of a post published on Medium titled "Vegas Taking Bets On Which Trump Child Will Be First To Cop Plea With Mueller"
Scroll down to the bottom of this article and tap the read article button to visit the Medium post directly and give your opinion.
Make america great again.- Donald Trump.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.- Dwight D. Eisenhower.
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.- Theodore Roosevelt.
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak and esteem to all.- George Washington.
America 1st Girl is a Blog by Conservative Artist Cara Sky.
Essentially i Blog on all things Donald Trump and on occasion post my own Art.
I curate Donald Trump articles and notable Tweets on your behalf from all over the web into one easy site for you to browse without trolling through hundreds of different sites or posts.
America 1st Girl is not affiliated with the journalist or Twitter user who published the original article or Tweet, nor is she responsible for any affiliations the journalist or Tweeter user in question may hold.
Everything here on America 1st Girl is Donald Trump related from Media to Podcasts, Forums, Blogs and Fan groups.
Via: Medium
Truth In SatireOddsmakers say Don Jr. has the most to lose, while Eric is about to crack, and Ivanka looks poised to grab her #MeToo momentOne of these finks is about to rat out Daddy, says Las Vegas bookies. (Credit: politics.theonion.com) The hottest bet on the Las Vega strip these days is which of Donald Trump’s three adult children — Donald Jr., Eric or Ivanka — will turn on their father and make a deal with special prosecutor Robert Mueller to bring him down. Here’s where the smart wagers are going, along with today’s odds: While he’s only at 12–1 to squeal, a preponderance of bettors say they still consider Junior the most disdainful of the Trump progeny. (Credit: theimmoralminority) Donald Jr. currently stands at 12-1 against. While many say that Donald Jr. will be the first Trump scion to be indicted, they don’t believe he’ll be the first to turn state’s evidence and rat on his father. While Junior deeply hates his old man and has all his life, he also carries the president’s name. That makes it difficult for him to sink Benedict Donald without taking some of the stink on himself. “I don’t see little Donnie snitching on his Pop,” said Sal Livolsi, a veteran Las Vegas bookie, “but the betting line will improve if Mueller proves Junior made a deal with the Russians and is in the pocket of Putin. Then he’ll give up his father for sure to save his own ass and I’d adjust the line to 3:1.” Eric will snitch for a balloon and a candy bar. (Credit: http://time.com) The odds of Eric frying his father stand at 8-1: “You have to think of Eric like Fredo in The Godfather,” said Sam “The Shaver” Markowski, book manager at the Imperial Palace. “He’s weak, he’s scared, he’s easy to manipulate, so Mueller can bring the hammer down on him anytime he wants. I’d give the odds of Eric being the first to squeal at 2–1, save for one thing — he’s stupid. As we speak right now, he might not even know the kind of trouble he’s in, that it’s even possible to cop a plea. He might still be in the bathtub playing with his rubber duckies when the Feds push the door in and drag him off to the cooler. Yeah, 8–1 is what I got on Eric.” “Not as dumb as she looks,” say Vegas bookmakers. The possibility of the paramour turning on Papa are 4-1: Always the opportunist, just like her crooked father, Ivanka could be weighing the notion of turning her father’s indictment, impeachment and eventual imprisonment into a cherished #MeToo moment, say the oddsmakers. “Everybody makes this blonde out to be a total bimbo, but on the strip we know better,” said Victor Dressler, bookmaker at The Venetian. “Ivanka’s always looking for her own angle, and right now the angle is #MeToo. She blows the whistle on the old man, she becomes a big hero to women overnight, think about it. And maybe she parlays that burst of chick gratitude into resurrecting her clothing line or getting her own TV talk show. She’s no dummy. If she sees the opportunity to trade on her father’s scalp, she’ll take it. Ivanka doesn’t give a shit about nobody but herself. I like her at 4–1, or even 3–1 to fink out the creep-in-chief if she can save Kushner’s ass at the same time.” If the three Trump scions decide to sell out together, it’s bye-bye POTUS. (Credit: needull.com) Chances of a Trump Trifecta are paying a meager 2-1: The Vegas bookies think that there is a very strong possibility of all three Trump kids ratting out their father at the same time, putting the betting line at a stingy 2–1. “This is the easy money,” says Lou Carbone, the venerated book manager at Wynn Casino. “Usually the trifecta pays out huge, but these Trump kids are so scummy, we figure in the end they’ll be pushing each other out of the way for the chance to inform on their father. We see them eventually making a deal to walk into the special prosecutor’s office simultaneously spilling their guts all over Mueller’s carpet, hence a Trump trifecta. We’re so confident in that outcome, we’ve got the triple at only 2–1. Like I said, with this sleazy bunch, it’s the safe wager.” **** For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Vegas Taking Bets On Which Trump Child Will Be First To Cop Plea With Mueller was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
