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Truth In SatireTrump’s 10 Most Likely “Bullshit Excuses” For Big GOP Losses In Upcoming MidtermsThe president is already declaring himself blameless for anticipated Republican defeats in November 6th election“Don’t look at me,” says Donald Trump regarding imminent GOP losses in the midterms. (Credit: foxnews.com) Donald Trump says that the anticipated widespread defeat of Republican candidates in the upcoming midterm elections has nothing to do with him. With only a few weeks to go before the November 6th vote, the president insists that he has “no responsibility whatsoever” for a Blue Wave likely to result in unprecedented GOP losses. He listed these 10 reasons why, all sounding like bullshit: “I am only responsible if I’m pictured right on the ballot with the GOP candidate and no one has asked me to do that, so I’m in the clear.” “Speaker Paul Bunyan (sic) did hardly anything to help the Republicans this election. He got lazy because he’s on his way out and the GOP suffered for it.” “The Democrats cheated in the midterms and cheated badly. The Chinese, Russians, Tajikistanies and Swazilanders were all hacking for Pelosi’s people and that’s why Republicans got slaugtered.” “Blame Mitch McConnell for pushing that drunken sex addict Kavanaugh through the Senate. That dumb move lost the Republicans a lot of votes.” “Truthfully, Republicans aren’t natural winners. They lose a lot. Give me a couple more years and I’ll teach them everything they need to know to win big.” “Kushner sleeping with the Saudis really pissed off a lot of voters. Jared has to be more careful with who he hangs out with.” “Give credit for blowing it to Jeff Sessions. I’m not sure why, but these big Republican losses clearly had something to do with him.” “Melania said a lot of wrong stuff on that trip to Africa. We had the Dems where we wanted them, then she yapped and blew it. If the Republicans want to get rid of her now, I’d understand.” “Unknown Middle Easterners, they’re your culprits. They entered America from the south with those Hondurans and wreaked havoc on Republicans. Everyone knows that.” “Frankly, I really don’t know many Republicans, don’t like most of them, and have been a registered Democrat most of my life anyway, so don’t look at me.” **** I have a Trump-themed book of satire (below) that you’re going to love filled with original, never-before published essays. Visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Trump’s 10 Most Likely “Bullshit Excuses” for GOP Losing Big In Upcoming Election was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
