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Truth In Satire“If we just rake and vacuum the forest floors like they do in Finland, we’ll never have another fire again, it’s so easy”President Trump announces new plan to vacuum forest floors. (Credit: globalnews.ca) President Donald Trump has approved massive funding to purchase “forest floor vacuums and big rakes like they do in very smart, fire-free Finland.” Mr. Trump sniffing the air to search out possible new fires in CA. “I have a very good nose,” he said. (Credit: www.independent.co.uk) “We got to take care of the floors of the forest,” said the president sounding completely uninformed while announcing a $16 billion funding infusion to purchase the vacuums, “because if we don’t, there’s going to be pine cones and other stuff lying there that’s going to ignite and then you’ll see big fires on the tube.” The president’s insistence that California, a blue state, is responsible for its devastating fires due to forest mismanagement, rather than mounting evidence that climate change is exacerbating conditions, left Governor Jerry Brown dumbstruck and angry. Smokey says, “Only you can prevent that idiot Trump from being elected to office again.” (Credit: wvforestry.com) “A forest floor isn’t like the wood parquet in Trump Tower,” said the governor. “You don’t just walk through with your Dyson sweeping stuff up. I wonder if the president has ever even been in a forest or seen a tree? He’s totally clueless.” The president has also proposed sending people in the Honduran caravan “directly to California to put them to work vacuuming and raking those forest floors. They’re good at that stuff.” The White House will be rolling out a new slogan to coincide with the forest floor initiative, “Rake America Great Again” or RAGA. **** For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Trump Approves $16B For “Forest Floor Vacuums” To Prevent California Fires was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
