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Truth In SatireWith the big Democratic election win endangering the president, his top lawyer turns to wacko strategies to keep him in officeRudy Giuliani believes he can keep Donald Trump out of Bob Mueller’s annihilating grip. (Credit: nypost.com) With convincing Democratic victories in the midterms, and a return to control of the House, Donald Trump’s demise appears certain. Mr. Giuliani discussing strategy with the president. (Credit: www.politico.com) But Rudy Giuliani, the president’s lawyer, thinks he has a reliable 10-point plan to foil any attempts at indicting and impeaching the commander in chief. His wacko strategies were leaked to reporters yesterday by an inside source on Giuliani’s team: Feed Bob Mueller a heaping plate of Mama Giuliani’s famous, lethargy-producing meat lasagna and hope it slows the special prosecutor way down. Blame it all on Don Jr., because if there is anyone in the Trump family the public hates more than the president, it’s his eldest son. If that doesn’t work, blame it all on Eric who is stupid enough to confess to sinking the Titanic and blowing up the Hindenburg. There’s a vampiress amongst us. (Credit: www.eonline.com) 4. Prove Melania is a vampiress. Then demonstrate that vampiric bites cause their victims to commit illegal acts. Then prove that Don was bitten by Melania. Then inculpate her for bringing the president under her spell. Then assert Don’s innocence, drive a wooden stake through Melania’s heart, and declare the case solved and closed. 5. Review “Potential Wars” list with the president. Start with distracting skirmishes in our hemisphere, possibly Cuba, then ramp up to nuclear attack on Iran, North Korea, or Russia as situation warrants. If none of these succeeds to derail impeachment proceedings, declare war on Kanye West. Alien invasion photos like these could keep Trump in office indefinitely, Giuliani believes. (Credit: youtube.com) 6. Go on Fox & Friends screaming and ranting that Don can’t be impeached during an alien invasion. Produce long-rumored photos from Area 51 showing evidence of Martian presence on earth. Get a bunch of conspiracy theory wingnuts to go on Fox claiming they’ve seen spaceships hovering over the White House, and how it’s critical to keep the president in place until the alien threat is over. Work with Fox to perpetuate alien invasion stories and make sure that threat never ends. 7. Declare martial law in the neighborhood around Bob Mueller’s office. Insist the special prosecutor stay inside, sheltered in place, fully locked down. Martial law can prevent him from issuing indictments for weeks, possibly months, giving us time to put strategy #5 into action. Giuliani reasons that the president could stay hidden for months in the catacombs below Mar-a-Lago. (Credit: www.salon.com) 8. Hide Donald Trump in basement of Mar-a-Lago until heat dies down. Tell public he has gone on secret NASA mission to meet with evil Martians and make a deal to prevent alien invasion. Get weepy on Fox & Friends talking about president’s heroism. 9. Call in the Kavanaugh chip. Insist on the Supreme Court justice ruling that impeaching a president is unconstitutional and illegal. Send the judge a couple cases of Budweiser and make sure he understands that this is where we expect payback. If additional incentives are required, send in the high school floozies. 10. Have The Donald threaten to resign before the specter of impeachment is ever raised. Just the possibility of him leaving office will crash the economy, prompt racist skinheads to march through small town America with assault rifles in hand scaring the shit out of residents, encourage Hondurans to storm the southern border, and drop ratings for all the major cable TV networks. Within days, the nation will beg the president to stay in office, crushing any attempts by Mueller to issue indictments or Congress to impeach him. (Note: This idea has a really good chance of working.) **** For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Rudy Giuliani’s 10-Point Plan For Keeping Donald Trump From Being Impeached was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
