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Unhinged. Lunatic.(Photograph by Marlene Awaad / Bloomberg / Getty) PICTURED: No one wants to sit with him. No one. Remember back when Trump never used to almost bite Jim Acosta’s face with his sharp, ferret-like teeth? Oh, those whimsical days are behind us. Trump’s mental state, a house-of-horrors merry-go-round, squeaking and wobbling, is indeed breaking down. So, we’ve discussed Trump before. I’ve called him many, many, harsh things… but only because they were the worst things I could ever possibly think of, such as: “a Maniacal Hobgoblin, “the warm-up comedian for IMPORTANT U.N. MEETINGS!!!!!”, “The Antidote for Dignity and Gravity”, “What Chlamydia would look like, if it wore a very silly wig.” “America’s Collective Diarrhea, But Gassier!”, “an adult-sized ferret gone mad with glucose & stapled to a hair weave”, “ “the reason John Kelly cries at night…” “the Wake-UP Call for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse”* *(not to be confused with “The Kingston Trio of the Apocalypse”, a popular 60’s folk singing group). “a sentient oral-fecal-spray dispenser” “Melania & Ivanka’s Actual, Living, Social Disease” “The reason The Statue Of Liberty cries at night”. Oh. I could go on. Forever. BUT my meds have kicked in and we have THINGS to discuss. See… Compared to what’s coming, Mr. Trump had it easy. A three-hour work-day. An unsecured cell phone to gossip on and tweet with, (much to the chagrin of all US intelligence). He has a button for a butler to bring him cans of coke despite not NEEDING any more caffeine. He also had a safety net in Congress, with no ticker-tape-indictments about to float about his unsettling head, like the snow outside my window. A blizzard of snowflakes coming home to roost, claiming the earth as they always, always do. Oh, and guess what — he acted like A LUNATIC. Let’s call this “Trump Classic”. Mr. Warmth, mere moments before tuning into The Orange Hulk, (an evil, WAY gassier version of regular Hulk!) Oh, we’ve witnessed Trump do some weird and spooky stuff — we’ve seen him mocking the physically disabled, we’ve heard him bragging about sexual assault, and we’ve seen him unable, NOT UNWILLING, but UNABLE to ACT NORMAL in any possible situation and scenario. NOW THINGS ARE DIFFERENT. It’s all unraveling faster than that “hair-do” on that…“ thing”… Trump calls “his head”. His latest poll numbers have him less popular than: “Getting hit with a bucket full of AIDS, and then falling down a flight of concrete stairs into a bathtub full of spiders, who also all have AIDS”. “Hemorrhoids that sing Engelbert Humperdinck songs”. (Defying all logic and science, much like Trump himself.). “Omarosa”* (Her full name: Omarosa Onee Yoko Ono Charles-Nelson-Riley Manigault Alfred E. Newman, — was the person responsible for leaving her shoes all over the White House for people to trip on, leaving exactly 1 shoe per every 7 square inches on every possible, viable, surface. She was paid $187,000 dollars for a year for this much-needed service, by American taxpayers. Truly the only money ever well-spent in Trump’s entire administration.) Ivan Drago & Mr. T’s very unfortunate music single duet “I’m gonna get U Balboa!” (©1986 No-Tone Records.) -described by Rolling Stone magazine as “A musical atrocity on par with the horrors inflicted upon us by Ted Nugent”. Being abducted by Lindsey Lohan. Trumpism has become — that time America sampled sushi from a vending machine. We pooped out our eyeballs and learned a thing a two about hygiene and nutrition (and Mar-a-Lago based cuisine). Sure, some Americans will say, or shout; “I DEMAND to still eat that tainted sushi, even though it’s making me horribly, horribly ill and it says on the news not to eat it. — I know a guy who lies a LOT, and he says all the news is FAKE and he TOLD ME that it’s FINE to eat it, even though a cavity is opening below my chest, and a creature is clawing out, and there’s lots of foam, like it’s giving birth”. So, obviously, those people are idiots. The rest of us have SURVIVAL INSTINCTS and KNOW that when something hurts us, we need to stop supporting it. So… Trump’s popularity is in what I like to call “a low” because I get really happy when I type that. Like drinking an espresso cup of rainbows. And it’s true. That’s the BEST part! If Trump decides to run for reelection he’ll lose to “anyone not named ‘Hillary’ or Charles Manson’s Reanimated Zombie Corpse” according to “experts”. AND there are fraud charges coming from N.Y. too, a ton of lawsuits will follow, and what’s FUN is — whether Trump fires Mueller or not, or whatever Trump does, he ONLY MAKES IT WORSE. He’s like a guy slowly digging his way into a sewer. Like an idiot. Everything he does is admissible evidence. Everything he Tweets, admissible too. He keeps going on television SAYING HOW HE’S ATTEMPTING TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE while being investigated for obstructing justice. Typical Trump. I can virtually see Trump’s Lester Holt and various Fox & Friends segments playing in a courtroom, with words such as these bandied about. — “if it pleases your honor, I’d now like to show the grand jury this series of handy televised confessions, made by a madman who is also an idiot, while he monologues and rants in lieu of being interviewed the way normal people do” And that’s the thing. Grab a seat folks. Trump’s about to get even weirder and that’s saying A LOT! Yup. The walls are closing in. The Trump family’s magical, whimsical, journey to indictment will be narrated by Trump himself as his loose grip on sanity, after so many months of three hour work days, and yelling at the television, and yelling at interns, and yelling at *outurns (*‘outurns’ are interns who run away from the White House crying hysterically, never to return), and yelling at his staff, and yelling at his cabinet, and yelling at the leaders of countries that are(?)… were… allies, and yelling at portraits of actual presidents… starts to take its toll. Written by Steven W. Rouach FUN FACT: Every time you give a round of applause at bottom of the page of one of my stories, I literally leap up and take a bow. True story. If You Follow Me, I Will Lead You Into Nonsense. Here’s my Facebook group (Join Us!!) https://ift.tt/2zc91w6 If you’d like to support my writing, please do so here: https://ift.tt/2zqRqRF swrouach@gmail.com ©2018 SWRouach (photo by Trumpsickness.com) IT’S JUST TRUMP’S 19th NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. (Here it comes… here it COMES… HERE IT COMES!!) was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
