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Truth In SatireAlert your local election board to these sinister plots being planned by an unscrupulous president in the next 48 hoursWARNING: Donald Trump still has plenty of election-stealing tricks up his oversized sleeves. (Credit: sabcnews.com) With just hours to go before the midterm elections, Donald Trump is desperate. He is now willing to do anything to prevent the Democrats from winning the House and Senate and beginning impeachment proceedings against him. Trump says caravan marchers will be carrying diseases into polling locations. It’s a lie! (Credit: dailyexpress.com) White House insiders, who spoke on condition of anonymity, say the president has ordered local election boards loyal to him to implement these 10 underhanded, last-minute schemes to ensure a Republican victory. All American voters interested in free and fair elections should be on the lookout for these Trump-sanctioned strategies and report them to election authorities immediately: Hire Honduran lookalikes to storm voting locations yelling “We’re here to take your jobs!”: Mr. Trump has fired up his base by charging that marchers in the immigrant caravan are criminals, rapists, drug addicts and other undesirables determined to invade and destroy America. If faux “disease-carrying” migrants rush voting centers it is sure to frighten voters and tilt the election the GOP’s way.Don Jr. called Alec Baldwin “garbage” after his arrest for punching a man who was not Don Jr. (Credit: www.archyworldys.com) 2. Convince voters that the man Alec Baldwin punched for a parking space in NYC was Donald Trump Jr.: The liberal actor who famously portrays the president on Saturday Night Live is hated by Republicans. If Mr. Trump can convince his base that Mr. Baldwin socked his son last week in New York City, they are going to flood the polls for revenge in the form of GOP election victories. For the record, Alec Baldwin is a notorious hothead and a bit of an asshole but he did not pummel Don Jr., as entertaining and satisfying as that would be. Don’t be scared off by cardboard cutouts of the evil president. (Credit: amazon.com) 3. Place life-sized cardboard cutouts of himself in front of all polling places where Democratic turnout is expected to be high: This is such a sleazy scheme because the president knows Democrats are so repelled by his image that they will turn and run at the distant sight of him. He could potentially chase tens of thousands of “blue” voters away from voting booths with this cheap trick. Don’t fall for it. As ubiquitous as Donald Trump seems, HE CAN ONLY BE IN ONE PLACE AT THE SAME TIME! 4. Quickly designate November 6th as Zika Virus Alert Day: The president is going to spread the word via print media only that the Zika virus is rapidly spreading throughout the U.S. and will peak on November 6th. The alert will implore people to stay inside on Election Day to protect themselves from Zika. Since the president’s base does not read newspapers, they will not see the alert and will show up to vote. But educated, liberal Democratic voters are likely to read about the warning on Tuesday morning and avoid leaving their homes. Result: GOP landslide! “George The Jew is coming for you!” threatens Donald Trump. (Credit: www.biography.com/) 5. Float a “George The Jew” blimp over America: The president and his followers have tried to energize his base by claiming that billionaire Democratic supporter and George Soros, who is Jewish, is funding everything from immigrant caravans to massive “coming to get your gun” drives. A terrifying floating “George The Jew” blimp could cast a dark shadow over pig farms and tractor pulls from Idaho to Alabama, which would surely send the locals running to the polls. 6. Spread even more fear by setting up “Camel Watering Stations” at highway rest stops in Red States manned by dark, Muslim-looking men in prayer caps and white turbans: What’s better than a Muslim to get Trump supporters worked up, angry, and in the mood to vote for Republicans? Nothing. Which is why Donald Trump is scrambling to set up bogus “Camel Watering Stations” at truck stops and highway rest areas where his voters are likely to congregate. One look at the turbans and prayer rugs and the prospect of Muslim’s taking over America with camels in tow, and the president’s base will be highly motivated to go vote on Tuesday. 7. Place “SOON TO BECOME VENEZUELA” signs at every town border line in every hotly disputed district in the U.S.: President Trump says that if the GOP does not retain control of Congress and statehouses that America could turn into another chaotic mess like Venezuela. The prospect of this is scaring the bejesus out of ignorant Red State voters and will drive them to the polls in pickup loads. But it’s all fake news, Trump-style. These Trump tactics are malicious, transparent and designed to keep the president’s opponents from voting. Warn your friends and then VOTE ON NOVEMBER 6th! **** For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. 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