Trump Says He’ll Be First President To “Totally Eliminate Death and Taxes”



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Truth In SatirePresident claims that “my reversed death rates from Hurricane Maria and incredible tax cuts are proof that I’m changing history”By claiming that “3000 people did not die” in Hurricane Maria, Mr. Trump says he’s ready to take on mortality. (Credit: www.nbclosangeles.com) President Donald Trump says that he’s ready to challenge the old idiom that nothing is certain but death and taxes. In a series of tweets on Friday, the president said that his denial of Hurricane Maria death totals in Puerto Rico from a government estimate of almost 3000 to below twenty, and his recent tax cuts, are “proof that my administration is taking on the certainty of death and taxes and WINNING…this has never been done in history before.” Donald Trump denies there is a sign. (Credit: www.mightytaxes.com) Most political observers, tax professionals, morticians, as well as philosophers, say that the idea of taking on death and taxes is a fool’s errand that Mr. Trump can’t win. “Christopher Bullock’s statement from 1716, ‘’Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but Death and Taxes,’ is as true now as it was then,” said Dr. Lisa Brand, Professor of Finance at Duke University. “Mr. Trump’s denial of death or his determination to eliminate taxes makes him seem delusional and completely out of touch with reality.” Paul Dineroza, a tax expert in New York City, said that Donald Trump’s refusal to pay his own taxes does not mean that they don’t exist. “How the American public is letting the president get away with his ongoing tax fraud is a mystery to me. But I’m certain he’ll die before taxes do, and his death will be certified by a medical examiner. End of Donald, end of a disaster, end of story.” **** For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Trump Says He’ll Be First President To “Totally Eliminate Death and Taxes” was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.


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