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Truth In SatireSeries 4 watch with “POTUS GUARD” also sends alert when a Trump policy change is likely to result in fainting and a hard fallThe new Apple Watch Series 4 has a host of features to protect wearers against Donald Trump’s presidency. (Credit: https://ift.tt/UkstLa) Apple’s new Watch Series 4 is way ahead of the competition when it comes to advanced features that can protect against the health risks of Donald Trump’s presidency. Most impressive is the state-of-the-art “POTUS GUARD” feature with a built-in FDA-approved ECG that will alert wearers when a shocking or inappropriate Trump tweet is likely to raise their blood pressure resulting in cardiac arrest or stroke. This is the moment in 2017 when Apple’s Tim Cook decided the new Series 4 watch would have “POTUS GUARD” features embedded in it. (Credit: www.siasat.pk) The smart watch is also capable of letting the user know when a major Trump administration policy change, eliminating EPA safeguards that protect public drinking water, for example, could lead to fainting and a hard fall. In that case, the watch will call 911 and send emergency medical personnel precisely to your location. “We had a lot of requests from Apple Watch enthusiasts for healthcare features that would help them survive the debilitating effects of Donald Trump’s presidency,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook. “POTUS GUARD is a first-of-its-kind warning system against the health dangers associated with having an unpredictable moron as commander in chief.” Mr. Cook said that Apple engineers are also working on a radiation detection system for the watch that will signal wearers if President Trump activates a nuclear weapon “and give our watch users up to an hour head start in getting to a nuclear fallout shelter. We believe this could be a real lifesaver at some point during the Trump presidency.” The Apple Watch Series 4 is due out September 21st. **** For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. New Apple Watch Alerts Wearer When A Trump Tweet Raises Blood Pressure was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
