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Truth In Satire“There’s a small group of troublemakers the president is willing to share a prison cell with and the special counsel MUST honor that”Trump’s legal team wants to make sure the president doesn’t serve time with “bad men who hate him,” which is a tall order. (Credit: https://ift.tt/1IFoZPS) There is new evidence that Donald Trump’s lawyers have given up trying to defend his innocence and are now working to make sure the president doesn’t end up serving time with hardened criminals. “The president is going to prison, that’s pretty clear,” said his top lawyer, Rudy Giuliani. “Our job now is to make sure he isn’t sharing a cell with a large black man or anyone else who will turn Mr. Trump into his girlfriend and make him squeal like a pig.” Mr. Giuliani said that President Trump has alienated so many races, cultures, individuals and interest groups during his time in office and in his many years of cheating tenants at his apartment buildings, that it is going to be a challenge to find a cellmate who won’t “slap him silly.” Here is a list of groups Mr. Giuliani called “absolute no go’s” for Mr. Trump, followed by 23 people and groups the president is willing to bunk with in federal prison: NO WAY CELLMATES: •Blacks •Hispanics •Muslims or Arabs •Africans who’ve lived in huts •North Koreans •Canadians •Mexicans •Homosexuals •Anyone of any color from anywhere outside the United States •Male friends of Rosie O’Donnell, Kathy Griffin or Cooper Anderson •Democrats •Former employees at CNN or any press organization •Former Congressman Anthony Weiner •Fans of Colin Kaepernick •Californians 23 ACCEPTABLE CELLMATE OPTIONS: •White red necks from red states •Whites with no education •Residents of coal mining states •Whites with Ivy League education (U of Penn graduates preferred) •Any relatives of Jared Kushner currently serving time •Paul Manafort (if shaven and washed up) •Slovenians •Former winning contestants from The Apprentice TV show •Sheriff Joe Arpaio •Donald Trump Jr. •Eric Trump •Russian operatives •Russian oligarchs •Friends of Sarah Palin’s •Friends of Kid Rock and Ted Nugent •Card-carrying NRA members •Bernie Madoff •Any oil industry executives currently serving time •Any Fox News hosts currently serving time •Gary Busey (who will eventually be serving time in prison for something) •Any WWF personalities and former wrestlers currently serving time •Any male Duck Dynasty family members •Golfers Mr. Giuliani emphasized that this is a fluid list and could change at any moment. **** For my original Trump-themed book of satire, visit allanishac.com. Thanks for your claps. Always appreciated. I read all your comments and answer as many as possible. Go here or here to read two popular past posts. More Trump humor at allanishac.com. Giuliani Sends Mueller List Of 23 Donald Trump Approved Cellmates was originally published in Extra Newsfeed on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
